I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
