I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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