Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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