it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She even gives head with a lisp.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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