your room smells of hookers.
And success
i already hear my dad disowning me
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Randomize
