I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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