isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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