Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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