love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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