we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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