everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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