Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
