I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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