I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Holy shit dude........stairs
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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