Sponge bath it is.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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