A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you mean i was at the winter classic?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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