Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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