well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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