Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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