great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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