Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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