i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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