Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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