So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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