I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Randomize
