Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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