i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
The cops high fived after they tackled you
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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