we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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