I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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