Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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