YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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