Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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