Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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