big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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