My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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