Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I think I just sharted jello shots
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