I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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