I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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