used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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