New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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