I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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