EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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