So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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