Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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