Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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