We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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