D3 body, D1 cock
I'm gonna have a badass scar
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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