He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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