So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
ttyl tear gas
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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