I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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