no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
